While no authentic/contemporary/undamaged/public portrait of Anne Boleyn survives, people have ever since been drawing, painting, and re-imagining her, trying to capture her elegance and grace on paper and canvas. This is my own Anne Boleyn, based on the famous Hever and NPG ones.
I drew this sketch-portrait of Anne a couple months ago; it took about two weeks of off and on re-drawing, touches and changes. I spent three or four days trying to achieve her captivating ‘black’ eyes, and I still haven’t done her justice. Though mainly based on the Hever-rose portrait of Anne, I was also influenced by the knowing smile she wears in her NPG portrait. I apologize for my awful scanner.
Hope you like it! (This is my work; please do not distribute without my permission, etc,etc…)
Monthly Archives: March 2012
My Own Anne Boleyn
All Hail Wes Bentley’s Beard!
**MEDIUM-DEGREE SPOILERS**
It’s been nearly three years since I first laid my paws on Suzanne Collins’ The Hunger Games — I haven’t let go since. I devoured the first two books (THG and Catching Fire) in the trilogy and had to wait EIGHT MONTHS for the release of Mockingjay. I’d told my friends about this series that was now tied first place with Harry Potter in my heart/bookshelf, and they expressed polite disinterest. “Maybe I’ll read them if I get the chance.”
If only they knew then that by now they’d be just as sucked in as I am.
Last night we all headed out in our best Capitol/tribute attire to participate in the 74th annual Hunger Games. And we clenched hands as the theatre darkened and we waited.
It was good. Obviously not nearly as detailed or intricate as the book, but the screenwriters (one of which was Collins herself) managed to take Katniss’ thoughts and plaster them on the screen without narration — which I was glad for.
District 12 was amazing, nearly everything I imagined. The camera shook and shivered at shots of coal miners, old men, etc…adding an aura of instability and weakness to the poor district. Gale (Liam Hemsworth) was his handsome and irritating/teasing/attractive self, but I personally thought they played up the love triangle too soon in the series. Couldn’t you wait until the second movie, Gary? I really can’t say that much else – other than they needlessly deleted an entire character! Poor Madge; just **poof!**
Josh Hutcherson is a cutie as Peeta, surprisingly convincing as a blond considering his natural hair is black! And, originally I was upset about Woody Harrelson as Haymitch, but I love it. Fabulous, sweetheart. He had the drunk, ironic, crappy mentor down to perfection, in all the little details as he covered his glass from being refilled by an Avox. Oh, and Caesar Flickerman (Stanley Tucci)! He’s exactly who I pictured as the blue-haired master of ceremonies. Excellent job, Debra Zane.
One last little casting comment. Wes Bentley as Seneca Crane. While Seneca doesn’t make a direct or noted appearance in the novels,
the film makers took every excuse to have that amazing beard in the shot. I enjoyed that he played a relatively large role, calling the shots from the Game Centre and making decisions. (“Give me a tree.” And a tree falls in front of a fleeing Katniss.) He was as much of a character as Cato, and more so than Clove or Glimmer.
The bloodbath at the Cornicopia was heartbreaking and pleasingly disturbing. I was afraid they would coddle the audience with grunts and tousled hair, but there was blood, there was combat, there was snapping of bones. Good. This is not a kid’s book, and it’s not a kid’s movie.
Despite the movie’s length (2 hours, 22 minutes) it felt short and unfinished, mostly because they had to shorten and merge multiple scenes into a couple of minutes. I have been hearing some less-than-sunny reviews, and in some cases I agree. It made 100% more sense if you read the book. While the movie on its own was good, the movie with the book was better.
Music: yes. Capitol costumes: goodness yes. Peeta’s blue eyes: non existent. Knocking Peeta out to save him: non existent. Cave scene: nearly non existent.
I know it’s not a very thorough review, but I had to say something about it before I forgot, and really don’t have the time. Read Kristin Cashore’s thoughts on the books.
May the odds be ever in your favour!
The Weather Outside is Frightful
Holy headsman! The weather outside is frightful…Terrifying, actually. The first full day of spring isn’t even over yet and I possibly have a sunburn. The thermometer hit and passed 20 degrees Celsius! Mosquitos poured from our wood pile, and I had to cower to the house as the sun set.
All this lovely weather is filling up the pages of my notebook, as I’m taking the incentive to write outside rather than on my computer. While writing long hand takes longer, I also get the first edit as I transcribe it into the computer later…
The next scary thing is that we’re expecting snow next week. Maybe the mosquitos will freeze!
I’m getting weather-whiplash.
It’s also maple syrup season — yummy, yummy! It’s amazing how much better homemade tastes versus bought.
And, on this day in history Thomas Cranmer, Archbishop of Canterbury, was executed in Oxford. He famously put his right in the flames first. You can read about this reformer’s execution on the Anne Boleyn Files. Thomas unfortunately lost to Lady Jane Grey during the Tudor Tournament hosted by Semper Eadem/Creation of Anne Boleyn. Stay updated on whose winning each battle round and vote for your favourites!
Guest Posting at Something Bigger Out There
There is something bigger out there. I’m sure of it.
It’s also the title of Zozie’s new WordPress blog. She’s a writer, and a friend, and has asked me to guest post for her. I have obliged on the promise of her returning the favour someday soon.
Mainly the post is me giving a friendly ramble about turning real people into characters. The headings didn’t transfer properly, but I hope you’ll get the gist of it. So, here it is:
Guest Post by Libby: How I Can Kill My Best Friend (Twice).
And please remember: LET THEM GRUMBLE!
Happy St. Patty’s Day
The breakfast of…a leprechaun, perhaps? Or rather, the breakfast of my one of my dearest friends on St. Patrick’s Day. She’s so creative! FYI, those are green Fruit Loops, and the egg is dyed with food colouring. (“I do not like green eggs and ham!”)
And, while we’re doing some heavy imagining here, what are the odds that leprechauns exist? And if they do, was Henry VIII perhaps part leprechaun? Red hair, love of gold, rainbows, and tricking people, could play musical instruments, not to mention taunting pretty women…Hmm…Well, if someone can write Anne Boleyn as a vampire, why not Henry as a leprechaun?
Happy St. Patty’s Day!
Moustache Jokes: When Is It Too Much?
It’s been awhile since my last review, but here I go again! I’ll keep it short this time.
Yesterday I saw Dr. Seuss’s ‘The Lorax.’ Who doesn’t love Seuss? Who doesn’t love small, orange fuzzy things with giant yellow moustaches? 
It was cute, though it could have done with a few less musical numbers and a hair less moustache jokes — pun intended. I was a bit confused about who the main character was — the Lorax, Ted, or the Once-ler? — but I don’t feel it took away from the message.
Animation was amazing. I wanted to pet the fuzzy bears and Truffula trees and tweak the Lorax’s giant ‘stache. Danny DeVito as the Lorax was great; he brought the comedy, the caring, and the defiance together and wrapped it up in an orange, fuzzy suit. Zac Efron, Betty White (whom I love dearly), Ed Helms and Taylor Swift finish up the heroes of the story.
It was more geared to a younger crowd than I expected, but I still enjoyed it. The kids around me were certainly enjoying it, though I think they were getting the Lorax and the Once-ler mixed up. So was I at first. Actually, in the beginning I thought the Once-ler was the Cat in the Hat. (You only see his silhouette, okay? And he was wearing a big top hat.)
I do wish they included some more of Seuss’s loveable rhyming. What’s a Seuss movie without a plethora of rhyming creatures? I expected the Lorax to talk in rhyme, but no such luck. Just a “fuzzy peanut” with a moustache.
Thneedville was portrayed with startling parallels to the future we’re heading in. It’s appropriate they decided to release the movie in 2012 — when the world is supposed to end. Again. I feel the kids around me really got the message; I did. I was tapping my feet along with the last musical note of the Thneedville residents as they fought for the very last Truffula seed to grow.
It was funny, cute, inspiring, hopefully will begin a giant-moustache trend and make small children angry regarding clear cutting.
Okay. The answer to the title of this post? *This* is when moustache jokes are too much.
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Unless some like you cares a whole awful lot,
It’s not going to get better.
It’s not.
~Dr.Seuss
It’s A Beautiful Day In The Neighbourhood
“It’s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood!”
This is how our minister usually begins the Sunday service, and every time I can’t help but recall the beloved Mr. Rogers of my childhood.
And it is a lovely day. T-shirt weather. In Nova Scotia. In March. Pigs might be able to fly after all…
So, I profusely apologize for my lackluster blogging over the past few days, but if it’s not a beautiful day in your neighbourhood, here’s some of my previous, favourite posts to pass the time away.
- “Run, Sherlock!” shouted Pooh.
- Life is short — and so is hair! (I don’t know if that linked properly or not. www.letthemgrumble.wordpress.com/life-is-short-and-so-is-hair )
- Sing a Song of Sixpence
Also, Robert Parry is doing a giveaway of his book, “The Arrow Chest.” Enter here!
Off I bound to enter a world of my own imagining!
The 1000-Word Challenge
No, not the new movie with Eddie Murphy in it (A Thousand Words).
This is a goal I’ve made myself and am trying my hardest to stick with.
I am trying to write a novel in less than two months (eek!). To do that, I’ve decided to write at least a thousand words per day. I started nine days ago and currently have 7, 191 words. I’m slightly behind where I want to be, but those were the first three chapters: I hate writing beginnings. Now that I’m getting settled into some gentle rising action, I’ll hopefully keep on top of my writings.
Writer’s block is my ‘frenemy.’ While I hate him for keeping me from my ideas, I also have to keep on good terms with him. If I get a healthy dose from good ol’ blockhead I’ll print off what I have done, grab my notebook, and go for a walk. With spring starting to creep back I’ll be doing this more — writing outside, I mean. Last week I spent an hour and a half sitting on a log in the woods; today I was sprawled out in a field, jeans getting wet and grass-stained, but who cares? If it unclogs the words from my pen, it’s all good. I can get my best ideas surrounded by frozen moss or dead grass, and this season won’t last forever! Soon the black flies will be swarming, spiders will be hatching, and ants will make the ground an unfit place to sit on unless you want them crawling in your pants. Spring is the ideal writing-outdoors time. It’s making my 1000 words a little less forced and a little more enjoyable.
Today I’m going to try to catch up on those 2000 words I’m behind on. Do you have any rituals, charms, or theories on how to banish writer’s block?
Happy writing to you!
PS: I may have found a name for my nameless girl. Mina. It’s a little softer than I’d like, but if I find something more suited to her blunt and cheeky personality I can always change it.
Make ‘Im Famous: KONY 2012
Maybe you’ve heard about it, or maybe you haven’t. Take 30 minutes of your life to watch the video, shed a tear. Make Kony famous.
Today I met a girl from Northern Uganda who had lived in the fear of being abducted, who had lost relatives to these horrendous acts. Invisible Children enabled her to leave her home country, graduate from university, and help spread the word about Joseph Kony.
Help the world make him famous. I am.
And The Lucky Winner Is…
After nearly 100 comments on Claire’s guest post and over 40 new followers, my lovely sister randomly chose the winner of a signed copy of Claire’s book and a pair of stunning Tudor earrings a from a very large pool of names/emails.
And the winner is……
**drumroll**
Holly Robertson!
Congratulations, Holly! Could you please email me (libby.maire@gmail.com) your shipping address within a couple of days? I’ll forward your address to Claire so she can send you your lovely prizes!
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In case you haven’t heard, instead of celebrating March Madness, The Creation of Anne Boleyn Facebook Page and the Semper Eadem blog are hosting a Tudor Tournament, where your favourite Tudor heroines (Anne Boleyn), villans (Thomas Cromwell), and heart-throb bad-boys (Thomas Seymour) will go head-to-head in what promises to be a bloodbath of wits. See the rather impressive bracket! My favourite match-up is Cat of Aragon vs. Philip of Spain!






